嘿 Hey!
嘿 维克多 你在干什么？ Hey, Victor. What are you doing?
你觉得呢？我在洗澡 What's it look like I'm doing? I'm showering.
我看得出来 Yes, I can see that.
但我不认为你应该这样占卡尔文的便宜 But I really don't think you should be taking advantage of Calvin's property like this.
这是 这是不对的 It's... it's not right.
好吧 我在卡尔文的土地上 Well, I'm on Calvin's property,
但我在用你的水 but I'm using your water.
那会让你感觉好些吗？ Does that make you feel any better?
不 这并没有让我感觉好一点 No, it does not make me feel any better.
维克多 Victor.
我就知道你在我家院子里洗澡 I know you're not taking a shower in my yard.
他确实是 但你知道吗 He sure is, but you know what,
他在用我的水 如果让你感觉好些的话 if it makes you feel any better, he's using my water.
如果他穿了裤子 我会感觉更好 It would make me feel better if he was wearing pants.
拿上我的报纸 Let me get my paper, man.
哦 嘿 嘿 那是我的毛巾 Oh, hey, hey, man. That's my towel.
那是我的浴花呢 但你可以留着 And that's my loofah, but you can keep that.
是啊 然后他还好意思 Oh, what? Yeah, and then he had the nerve
向我要毛巾 to ask me for a towel.
伙计 自从瘾君子维克多失去了房子之后 Man, ever since Crackhead Victor lost his house,
他变得越来越奇怪了 he has taken his antics to a whole new level.
是啊 Yeah.
是的 如果有 Yeah, if only there was a...
一个坚强的黑人能和他谈谈就好了 a strong Black man who could talk to him.
某个 社区居民 You know, someone in the neighborhood
都很尊敬他 who everyone looks up to,
他也喜欢插手别人的事的人 and who just loves getting in other people's business.
不 不 不可能 Nope, nope, not gonna happen.
每次我想帮他 我都会被他气死 Every time I try to help him, I always get burned.
上次 他偷走了我卡车上的座椅 Last time, he stole the seats out my truck.
我不得不坐在草坪椅上开车去上班 Had to drive to work in a lawn chair.
来吧 戴夫 我们离开这里 Come on, Dave. We out of here.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
嘿 凯莎！ Hey, Keisha!
嘿 昆叔叔 Hey, Uncle Que.
哟 我听说凯莎刚刚和大时代斯利姆分手了 Yo, I heard Keisha just broke up with Big Time Slim.
太好了 我一直有点喜欢她 Okay, I have always had a crush on her.
现在我们长大了一点 And now that we're a little bit older,
终于到了我追[开枪]她的时候了 it's finally time for me to shoot my shot.
听着 留着你的棉花糖子弹吧 丘比特 Listen, save your marshmallow bullets, Cupid.
对 你不是凯莎喜欢的类型 兄弟 Right. You're not exactly Keisha's type, bro.
是的 伙计 她喜欢Rapper 暴徒 Yeah, man, she likes rappers. You know, thugs.
有纹身的花花公子 Dudes with tattoos and swag.
基本上 一切都与你相反 You know, basically everything opposite of you.
是啊 Yeah.
相信我 我一定会有机会的 Trust me, I'll get my chance.
到时候 我会做好准备的 And when I do, I'll be ready.
好吧 Okay.
再见 昆叔叔 Bye, Uncle Que.
谢谢 马蒂 Thanks, Marty.
祝您早安！ Top of the morning to ya!
这太过分了 Well, this has gone too far.
杰玛 他的紧身卡其裤是怎么回事 So, Gemma, what's got your husband's tight khakis in a bunch?
我们刚刚发现维克多在我们的车里打盹 We just found Victor napping in our car.
什么 What?
是的 他说松树的气味有助于缓解他的过敏症状 Yeah, he says the pine smell helps with his allergies.
噢 卡尔文 亲爱的 Aw... Calvin, honey.
我想是时候让你再和维克多谈谈了 I think it's time for you to talk to Victor again.
不 宝贝 No, babe.
我和他谈过太多次了 I've been down that road with him too many times.
这行不通的 It's a dead end.
卡尔文 你看着维克多长大 Calvin, you watched Victor grow up.
他就像你的侄子 He was like a nephew to you.
哇 我不知道你和维克多关系那么好 Wow, I didn't know you and Victor were that close.
哦 你在开玩笑吗？ Oh, are you kidding me?
卡尔文非常爱维克多 Calvin loved Victor so much,
当维克多说想成为一名理发师时 that when Victor wanted to become a barber,
卡尔文让维克多在他的头发上练习 Calvin let him practice on his hair.
阿尔·夏普顿:美国黑人演员
当他把我的头发卷的像阿尔·夏普顿时正是这种爱救了他的命 And it was that love that saved his behind when he pressed and curled my hair like Al Sharpton.
等等 所以你们在维克多吸毒之前就认识他了？ Wait, so you guys knew Victor before he started using?
是啊 Yeah.
他是在被派往阿富汗后才有的毒瘾 He got hooked after he was deployed to Afghanistan.
哦 真遗憾 Oh, what a shame.
他为我们的国家冒着生命危险 He risked his life for our country,
然后他流落街头 and then he ended up on the streets.
退伍军人事务部有一个帮助退伍军人的康复计划 You know, the VA has a rehab program to help veterans.
我也许可以帮他 I could probably get him some help.
知道吗 我能搞定维克多 Yeah, you know what, look, I can handle Victor.
卡尔文 你已经做的够多的了 Calvin, you've done enough.
NoDoz：咖啡因补充剂
我曾经帮助我的大学室友戒掉了诺多兹 I once helped my college roommate kick NoDoz.
卡尔文 请去救救我的男人 Calvin, please go save my man.
好吧 戴夫 Okay, Dave.
听着 为了帮助维克多 Now listen, in order to help Victor,
-我们首先要抓住他 -嗯 -first we got to catch him. -Mm-hmm.
他在吸毒期间 一旦感觉受到威胁 And when he's using, he gets super skittish
他就会变得超级胆小 所以 when he feels threatened, so...
我们得把他当做一只在混战中的野熊对待 we got to treat him like a wild bear in a mosh pit.
卡尔文 我明白了 Calvin, I got this.
人们叫我“飞毛腿约翰逊”可不是白叫的 People don't call me Speedy Johnson for nothing.
没有人叫你“飞毛腿约翰逊” Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.
-大家都叫我“飞毛腿约翰逊” -哦 我的天啊 -Everybody calls me Speedy Johnson. -Oh, my god.
好了 维克多来了 Okay, here comes Victor.
记住我说的话 不要轻举妄动 Remember what I said. Don't move.
嘿 维克多 Hey, Victor.
嗯 Uh...
我能和你谈谈吗？ can I talk to you for a second?
去啊 快 快 快！ Go! Go, go, Speedy!
维克多 回来！ Victor, get back here!
不 维克多 不 No, Victor, no.
维克多！ Victor!
如果我是你 我不会那样做 Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
我抓住他了 I got him.
-发型不错 -谢谢 -Nice haircut, man. -Thanks.
刚才发生了什么？ What just happened?
可卡因 戴夫 可卡因起作用了 Crack, Dave. Crack happened.
好吧 来吧 All right, come on.
嗯 你知道这个纸杯蛋糕需要什么吗？ Mmm, you know what this cupcake needs?
一个付钱的顾客？ A paying customer?
很抱歉 Sorry.
我只是一直感觉很饿 I'm just always hungry all the time.
现在我是吃两个人的饭 I'm eating for two.
是啊 现在你吃的这些可是一分钱都没花 Yeah, well, right now you're eating for free.
哦 我很高兴你们两个都在这里 Oh, I'm so happy you're both here.
我想从一些时尚女性那里得到一些时尚建议 I'm looking for some fashion advice from some cool, hip women.
-哦 谢谢你 宝贝 -哦 你说的真好 -Oh, thank you, baby. -OH, that's so sweet.
但既然我找不到 我就来找你们俩了 Yeah, but since I couldn't find any, I thought I'd come to you two.
说快点 小子 Talk fast, boy.
好吧 好吧 嗯 Okay, okay. Uh...
在着装方面 我也该换个新方向了 It's time for me to go in a new direction, clothes-wise.
我喜欢各种改造 I love any kind of makeover.
化妆品 衣服 浴室 Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.
我为改造而活 I live for a reveal.
好吧 Okay, well,
你了解最新的时尚穿搭吗？ are you up-to-date on the latest street fashion?
我得去INS上找找看 I'm gonna have to do some light Instagram stalking,
-但我相信我能解决的 -好啊 -but I am sure I can figure it out.-Okay.
好吧 我还有些纸杯蛋糕的订单要完成 Well, since I've got these cupcake orders to fill,
我就把我的宝贝儿子交给你了 I'm gonna leave my baby in your hands.
哦 不！ Oh, hell nah!
此为黑人嘻哈界流行穿法 专门称呼为sagging（下拉裤子）
你先是吃掉了我所有的纸杯蛋糕 First, you eat up all my cupcakes,
Migos 美国说唱组合 由Quavo Offset组成 原成员Takeoff于2022年10月去世
然后你把我儿子变成了Rapper and then you turn my son into one of the Migos.
搞定！ Nailed it!
杰玛让你儿子变酷了 说真的 缇娜 Gemma got your boy nice. No cap, Tina.
你再叫我缇娜 我就把你的屁股打烂 You call me Tina again, I'm-a cap that ass.
-对不起 妈妈 -嗯 -I'm sorry, Mama. -Yeah.
既然我们跑不过他 那我们就得比他更聪明 Since we can't outrun him, we got to out think him.
好吧 All right?
把你的太阳镜给我 你的手机和钱包 Give me your sunglasses, your phone and your wallet.
好了 来吧 Okay, come on.
好吧 All right.
好了 There.
诱捕瘾君子的陷阱已经设好 The crackhead trap is set.
好吧 他来了 来了 躲起来 躲起来 Okay, here he comes, here he comes. Hide, hide.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
好吧 让我离开这里 伙计 All right, let me out of here, man.
好吧 看 维克多 All right, look, Victor,
我们只想谈谈 伙计 all we want to do is talk, man.
好了 别这样 维克多 Okay, come on, Victor.
我随时都可以再买一盏灯 I can always get another lamp.
不 不 不！不 No, no, no! No!
别动艾德·希兰亲笔签名的尤克里里 Not my Ed Sheeran autographed ukulele.
艾德·希兰：英国流行乐男歌手 昵称黄老板
维克多 听我说 伙计 Victor, listen to me, man.
你最好离开那张桌子 You better get off that table.
你别对我指手画脚！！ You can't tell me what to do!
我是个成年人了！ I'm a grown man!
怎么回事？ What's going on?
为什么维克多在我的桌子上？ Why is Victor on my table?
小子 如果你不下来 Boy, if you don't get down...
我会打的你屁股开花 I'm gonna give you everything your butt signed up for.
是的 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
我也会打的你屁股开花 I'm talking about everything your butt signed up for.
哥们 他们什么时候到？我已经准备好进行干预治疗了 Man, when are they gonna get here? I'm ready to get this intervention on.
特雷 你为什么对干预维克多这么兴奋？ Trey, why are you so excited about Victor's intervention?
因为这是第一次 我不是被劝解的那个人 Because for the first time, I'm on the other side, player.
哦 耶 Oh, yerp.
怎么样 哟？ What up, yo?
嘿 嘿 嘿 抱歉 兄弟 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Sorry, man.
理发店关门了 The barbershop is closed.
马尔科姆 是我 马蒂 Malcolm, it's me, Marty.
我知道是你 马蒂 I know it's you, Marty.
我只是假装不认识你 I'm pretending I don't know you.
哥们 赶紧回家换衣服去吧！ Man, go home and change!
嘿 嘿 嘿 你是嫉妒吗 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't hate, man.
艾斯·库伯:美国说唱歌手 作词人 音乐制作人 演员 制片人
我穿的像Migos还有艾斯·库伯的自信 I have the look of the Migos with the attitude of Ice Cube.
外接手（wide receiver）：美式橄榄球中通常在边线外侧的进攻球员
你看起来就像选拔日当天的外接手 You look like a wide receiver on draft day.
你怎么穿成这样 马蒂？ What is this all about, Marty?
嘿 只是 Hey, man, just...
当我没问 Never mind.
马蒂？ Marty?
是你吗？ Is that you?
是的 当然 宝贝 Yeah, fo sho, baby.
当然是我 Fo sho.
但街上的人都叫我大马 But the streets call me Big Mar.
这和你之前的休闲风完全不同啊 This is a way different look than what you were sporting earlier.
嗯 是的 那是因为 Uh, yeah, that-that's because
我只是穿的稍微正式点 you caught me in my court outfit.
你看 You see...
一个坏人被抓 是因为做了坏事 a bad man got caught for doing bad men things.
Crip Walk 起于街头帮派 帮派成员会用步伐拼出各种单词 阿尔·罗克:美国黑人演员
这就像看阿尔·罗克学着跳C-Walk一样 It's like watching Al Roker try to Crip Walk.
你得找个像我这样的 "G" Yeah, you need to get with a real G like me,
G：Gangsta 匪帮 黑帮
因为我在沉默中行动 because I move in silence.
lasagne里的g是不发音的
就像 "千层面 "中的 "G" Like the "G" in "lasagne."
那么 坏男人能送女孩回家吗？ So, can a bad man walk a girl home?
当然 Fo sho.
就像歌里唱的 “今天是美好的一天” Like the song says, "Today was a good day."
它在哪？ Where is it?
维克多 我对你撒谎了 Well, Victor, I lied to you.
这没有棉花糖 There is no cotton candy.
我就知道 I knew it.
好吧 来吧 伙计 Okay, come on, man.
听着 我得想办法让你去参加干预治疗 Look, I had to get you to your intervention somehow.
维克多 我们知道你经历了什么 Victor, we know what you've been through.
这是你向我们所有人倾诉你的感受的机会 This is a chance for you to tell all of us how you feel.
你们不在乎我的感受 You don't care how I feel.
当你们看着我的时候 你们看到的都是瘾君子维克多 When y'all look at me, all you see is Crackhead Victor.
你看 这样吧 You know what, that's it, guys.
首先 我们不能再叫他瘾君子维克多了 First, we got to stop calling him Crackhead Victor.
好吗？毒瘾是一种病 All right? Addiction is an illness.
这不是他的本性 It's not who he is.
看 维克 Look, Vic.
我知道你觉得没有人理解你 I know you feel like no one understands you.
我从伊拉克回来后也是这样想的 That's exactly how I felt when I came home from Iraq.
等一下 你也是退伍军人吗？ Hold up, you're a veteran, too?
是啊 Yeah.
所以我知道回归正常生活有多么困难 So I know firsthand how hard it can be to adjust to civilian life.
创伤后应激障碍对我们所有人的影响都不一样 Look, PTSD, it affects all of us differently,
但你要知道 你并不孤单 but you got to know, you're not alone.
我没有让你们来关心我 Nobody asked anyone to worry about me.
对 但我们还是关心你的 Yet. Here we all are.
戴夫 把那个项目告诉他 Dave, tell him the plan.
听着 这并不容易 All right, well, look, it wasn't easy.
我打了很多电话 附近退伍军人医院的所有 I made a ton of calls, and all the rehab beds
康复床位都被占用了 were taken in the neighboring VA hospitals.
但我给你找到了一个床位 But I was able to find you a bed
就在一个小时车程外的洛马林达 an hour away in Loma Linda,
如果 如果你准备好了 if... if you're ready.
听着 我们都很努力 Look, man, we've all been working really hard
让你变回以前的维克多 to get you back to the old Victor.
听着 卡尔文 Newsflash, Calvin.
以前的维克多已经不在了 The old Victor's gone.
我把他留在了阿富汗 I left him back in Afghanistan.
我回来的时候 除了痛苦什么都没有 I came back to nothing but pain.
我父母去世了 My parents died.
我失去了我的朋友 I lost my friends.
我迷失了自我 I lost myself.
唯一能帮我缓解疼痛的是 The only thing that can help me with that pain:
毒品 drugs.
嘿 维克多 我爸想说的是 Hey, Victor, look, all my pops is trying to say...
我知道他想说什么 I know what he's trying to say.
但我现在不想听 But I ain't trying to hear it right now.
维克多 我发誓 如果你走出那扇门 Victor, I swear, if you walk out that door,
我就再也不管你了 I'm done with you.
维克多 Victor.
哦 Ooh...
这部电影真带劲儿 对吧？ That movie went hard, right?
是 啊是 啊 Yeah. Yeah.
对啊 我都想开两枪了 You know, I give it two guns up.
啪 啪 Pow, pow.
你知道 在我们小时候 You know, when we were younger,
我一直觉得你很可爱 I always thought you were cute.
只是有点太好太温柔了 你知道我什么意思吧 Just a little too nice and soft, if you know what I mean.
哦 是的 我知道 我知道 Oh, yeah. I hear you. I hear you.
但是 你知道 也许有时候温柔 But, you know, maybe sometimes being nice and soft
也还不错 isn't so bad.
可能吧 Maybe.
但我喜欢粗犷一点的 But I like roughnecks like you.
哦 对 对 Oh... Yeah, yeah.
好痒啊 That tickles.
告诉我 大马 Tell me, Big Mar.
你做过的最坏的事是什么？ What's the baddest thing you've ever done?
哦 呃 Oh, uh...
嗯 Hmm...
我想想 I mean...
有一次 One time,
我把零钱扔到了一口井里 I took spare change and threw it in a sacred well.
哦“Spare Change”是Rapper的名字 对吧？ Oh. "Spare Change" is a rapper's name, right?
对 没错 Yes. Yeah, yeah.
是的 是的 我给你详细的讲讲 宝贝 Uh, yeah, yeah, let me straighten it out for you, baby.
好吧“Spare Change”是个想当Rapper的人 Okay. So, Lil Spare Change was a wannabe rapper.
我把他和“DJ Dollar Bill”一起扔进了那口井 I took him and DJ Dollar Bill and threw them in that well.
你懂我什么意思吧？ You feel me?
我懂 大马 I feel you, Big Mar.
我懂 I feel you.
大家都懂 宝贝 Errbody do, baby.
都懂 Errbody.
嘿 嘿 你们在干什么？ Hey, hey, what you ladies up to?
哦 只是翻翻这个社区的旧照片 Oh, just looking through old photos of the neighborhood.
人啊 环境啊 维克多啊 You know, people, places, Victor.
哦 不 Oh, no.
听着 我已经尽了我所能 Look, I've done everything I can.
就连戴夫也试过了 你也在场 Even Dave tried. You-you were there.
他差点就失去他那把小吉他了 He almost lost his baby guitar.
我知道你什么意思 但是 I hear what you're saying, but, aw...
看看这张维克多和卡尔文的旧照片 look at this old picture of Victor and Calvin.
哦 维克多看起来很不错 Aw, Victor looks so good there.
-啊 -啊 -Ah. -Aw.
你还记得那天吗？ You remember that day?
当然记得 Yeah. Of course.
这是维克多的毕业舞会 This was Victor's senior prom.
他没有钱租豪车 He didn't have money for a limo,
所以我租了一件晚礼服 给他和他的女伴当司机 so I rented a tux and chauffeured him and his date.
你真是太好了 That's so sweet of you.
之后 维克多就报名参了军 Yeah. After that, Victor signed up for the Army.
你那时也为他感到骄傲 You were so proud of him.
是啊 Yeah.
我当时是 I was.
哦 我去拿我的球棒 Ooh, let me get my bat.
哦 只是维克多 Oh, it's just Victor.
哦 那你是不是该把警报关掉？ Oh, well, shouldn't you turn your alarm off?
不用 他有密码 No, he's got the code.
鼻子好了 他就会离开 He'll leave once his sinuses clear up.
好吧 我 嗯 Okay, I, um...
我需要你帮我一个忙 宝贝 I need you to do me a favor, baby.
我需要你把这些带给维克多 I need you to take these to Victor.
哦 不 不行 缇娜 Oh, no. Come on, Tina.
不 不 No, no.
为他我什么都做了 I've done all I could do for this guy.
我不会去的 别再说了 I'm not going back out there. Forget about it.
来吧 宝贝 如果你这样做 Come on, baby. If you do it,
我会假装今天是你的生日 I'll act like it's your birthday tonight.
哦 好的 O-Okay.
但我还是能过真正的生日 对吧？ But I still get my real birthday, too, right?
哦 当然 Oh, most definitely.
维克多 Victor.
别这样 快打开 Come on, man. Open up.
嗯 Mmm.
松树 闻起来确实不错 Pine. That does smell nice.
缇娜让我把这个给你 Look, Tina wanted me to give you this.
我走了 I'm out.
嘿 嘿 等等 等等 Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
这是什么？ What's-what's this?
我不知道 一定是缇娜放的 I don't know. Tina must've put it in your bag.
是的 我还记得 Yeah, I remember this.
我爸爸的割草机坏了 My dad's lawn mower had broken down,
你没有把它送到修理店 and instead of taking it to the repair shop,
而是教我怎么修 you taught me how to fix it.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
你用那台割草机在社区帮忙割草 And you used that lawn mower to start cutting grass in the neighborhood
给自己赚了些零花钱 and make yourself some money.
买了你的第一双乔丹鞋 Bought your first pair of Jordans.
当然 Sure did.
结果被一个瘾君子偷走了 Only for them to be stolen by a crackhead.
-真讽刺啊 -哼 -The irony. -Hmm.
是啊 Yeah.
我并不想变成这样 卡尔文 I didn't ask to be this way, Calvin.
不是每个人都能赢得人生 Not everyone wins at life.
看 维克多 Look, Victor.
每个人都有自己的故事 Everybody has a story to tell, man.
幸运的是 我在你的故事里 And luckily for me, I've been a part of yours.
我还记得你刚搬进这个社区的时候 I remember when you were that scrawny little kid
还是个瘦小的孩子 who just moved into this neighborhood.
我记得当你在中学里取得全 A 时 I remember taking you to get ice cream
我带你去吃冰淇淋 when you got straight A's in middle school.
或者当你扔回旋镖把你家玻璃打破时 Or hiding you from your mama when you threw that boomerang
把你藏起来不让你妈妈看见 through her picture window.
她找到我之后 还把我屁股打开花了 Tore my butt up twice when she found me, too.
我想你了 妈妈 I miss you, Mama.
听着 Look, man.
我不在乎你做过的那些事 I don't care about all the stuff you've done.
我了解你 All right, I know you.
真实的你 The real you.
而且 呃 And, uh...
我太爱你了 Well, I love you too much
不希望你的故事就这样结束 for this to be how your story ends.
但是 But...
这不取决于我 that's not up to me.
这是你的故事 It's your story.
今晚真棒 大马 Tonight was on point, Big Mar.
哦 是的 你知道 Oh, yeah, you know,
对我来说 今晚最精彩的就是 the best part of the night for me was...
这部分 That part.
嗯 樱桃味 Mmm, cherry.
晚安 大马 Good night, Big Mar.
嗯 好的 晚安 琪琪 Uh, yeah, good, uh, good night, Kiki.
你的约会怎么样？ 帅库伯 So, how was your date, Nice Cube?
天哪 真是累死我了 Man, it was exhausting.
我真没想到 原来做个粗犷的人这么累 I had no idea it was so hard being so hard.
好吧 你看 小兄弟 All right, check this, little bro.
我知道从小凯莎 I know that Keisha has been
-就是你的梦中情人 -是啊 -your most wanted since we were kids... -Yeah.
但是 马蒂 你不想要一个不喜欢你的女人 But, Marty, you don't want a woman who doesn't dig you for you.
你说得对 You're right.
我打算向凯莎坦白 And-and I-I plan on coming clean to Keisha,
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等我们结婚 有了双胞胎 卢克和莱娅之后 once we're married and have our twins, Luke and Leia.
听着 你是我的弟弟 Look, man, you are my little brother,
我不仅爱你 我还喜欢你 and I don't just love you, I like you.
我也希望你最终的另一半 And I would hope that any woman you end up with
也会爱你 喜欢你 would love you and like you, too.
好吧 兄弟 All right, man.
上帝 God,
如果凯莎是我的真命天女 请给我个信号 if Keisha is for me, give me a sign.
上帝已经告诉我了 The Lord has spoken.
嘿 我刚被邀请参加一个释放派对 Hey, I just got invited to a release party,
我想让一个坏小子陪我一起去 and there's only one bad boy I want by my side.
哦 太好了 我喜欢专辑发行派对 Oh, hell yeah, girl, I love album release parties.
你太幽默了 You're so funny.
不是专辑发行派对 It's not an album release party.
是刑满释放派对 This is a prison release party.
什么 What?
小杀人犯刚从监狱出来 Lil Murder Junior just got out.
但他的名字叫小杀人犯！ But his name is Lil Murder Junior!
只是个名字 Technicality.
我可以去梳洗一下吗？ It's okay if I go freshen up?
什么 What?
只是个名字吗 Technicality.
早上好 卡尔文 Morning, Calvin.
要我帮你把他从门廊赶走吗？ You want some help getting him off your porch?
不用 让他睡一觉吧 Nah. Just let him sleep it off.
好的 我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
准备好什么了？ Ready for what?
我已经准备好寻求帮助了 I'm ready to get help.
嗯 Uh...
我听到的是我想的那个意思吗？ Did I hear what I thought I just heard?
是的 戴夫 Yeah, Dave.
维克多说他已经准备好寻求帮助了 My man Victor here said he's ready to get help.
我们的兄弟准备好要寻求帮助了 Our man is ready to get help.
-我们的兄弟准备好要寻求帮助了！-兄弟们！ -Our man is ready to get help! -Guys!
这可帮不上忙 This ain't helping.
等一下 我去拿钥匙 Hold on. Let me grab my keys.
-马上回来 -好吧 来吧 快点 -Be right back. -All right, well, come on. Hurry up.
嘿 你不先穿好衣服吗？ Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you gonna get dressed first?
当别人准备好时 你就不能再磨蹭了 You can't waste time when a man is ready.
维克托 我和卡尔文会好好照顾你的 Victor, you are in good hands with me and Calvin.
有我们呢 We got you.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
好吧 好吧 倒回去 Yeah, all right. Well, back it up.
好了 现在我们会照顾你 Okay, now we got you.
这是真的 然后 It's true. And then,
在派对上 枪声四起 at the party, guns start going off,
于是我就趴在地上 凯莎说 so I hit the ground, and Keisha says,
“真正的男人不会躲 ” "Real men don't duck."
好吧 听起来像是要和匪帮生活说拜拜了 Well, sounds like it's bye-bye, thug life,
你好 星际迷航马拉松 and hello, Star Trek marathon.
伙计 嘿 没错 宝贝 Man, hey, that's right, baby.
宅男回来了 The geek is back.
你穿着那件毛衣走进来的时候 我们就知道了 Well, we knew that when you walked in in that sweater.
亲爱的 你不用跳过一辆车 Hon, you don't have to jump a car.
我不可能比一个瘾君子还差 No man living off of crack and Now and Laters is gonna outdo me.
-她是对的 哥们 -是的 -You know what, she's right, man. -Yeah.
-别这么做 -嗯？ -Don't do it. -Eh?
让我把相机准备好 Until I get my camera ready.
-宝贝 -卡尔文！ -Baby! -Calvin!
这一定会很精彩 No, this is gonna be good.
-天哪 -好了 -Oh, my gosh. -All right.
-好了 开始吧 -宝贝 -Okay. Go! Yeah. Yeah. -Oh, baby.
世界之星！ Yeah. WorldStar!
哦 兄弟 Aw, man.
我没按录制键 I didn't press record.
你得再来一次 You gonna have to do it again.